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Our ambition is to generate alpha, grow our portfolio diversity, and purchase bottomless Cadillac margaritas. We strive to identify the best use of capital to generate superior happy hour returns for the world’s preeminent private institutions. Properity for all.
2009
Fund Founder / DJ Stop Loss
Previous CIO / Cardinal Cash
Current CIO / Dave Drawdown
$875
AUM / November 1, 2023

AUM is combined across funds and includes equity (or members’ capital), plus any accrued performance allocation and the granted portion of certain deferred payment obligations (where applicable).
#14,995
Hedge fund profitability rating2009-2023

Source: SLYR Investment NV estimates, Top Hedge Fund Managers by Net Gains Since Inception as of 12/31/2009.
THE SLIPPAGE
ADVANTAGE
We’re been invested with Saint Slippage Capital for 5 years now. Since turning our employees 401k retirement fund over to Dave and his team for management, they were able to return $257 on a $25.6m investment. We're taking the entire team on a Barstow, CA luxury retreat to celebrate.
SVB Retirement Fund
DRAWDOWN TV
A small collection of the music videos and sketch vignettes during the tenure of Cardinal Cash. Saint Slippage hopes to again add to this library over time ... we're fully aware that 98% of this shit is cringe.
/ VIDEO LIBRARY /
MUSIC VIDEO
Cardinal Cash
"Buy The Fucking Dip" / BTFD
MUSIC VIDEO
Cardinal Cash
"Bloomberg Babies"
SKETCH
Bobby Bullet
Guru BlockWare SoftWare
SKETCH
StockTwits Sam
Pennystock Pizza Club