Nestled inside the ancient stone walls of a converted Sbarro’s Pizza, the "Church of Risk and Spirits" (Saint Slippage Capital) is more known for revelry than financial success. With a trading floor adorned with wooden pews and stained glass windows, our investment decisions may not always hit the mark, but the open bar at the altar never runs dry.

While risk management sometimes takes a back seat to the boisterous shot glass clinks echoing through these hallowed halls and our portfolio performance might falter ... our parties never do.

Investors here are more likely to discuss guacamole recipes over the latest S&P technical breakdown - a truly unique Wall Street investment firm where the good times never ring the bell.